OCCUPY WHAT???

MY DEMANDS FOR THE GENERIC OCCUPY GROUPS BEFORE THEIR DEMANDS CAN BE MET:

1: GIVE TWO YEARS TO YOUR COUNTRY. INSTEAD OF GOING TO THE PEACE CORPS, LIVE AS CITIZEN OF A RANDOMLY CHOSEN THIRD WORLD COUNTRY AND HELP THEM ON YOUR OWN; GO TO PLACES LIKE INDIA, PAKISTAN, AFGHANISTAN, SOMALIA, IRAN, IRAQ AND SAUDI ARABIA,TO NAME A FEW.  THAN COME BACK AND DEMONSTRATE TO YOUR HEARTS CONTENT.
2: ALLOW YOUR PICTURE TO BE TAKEN BY ALL CORPORATION PHOTOGRAPHERS SO YOU CAN BE IDENTIFIED AND FIRED, DOCKED FOR TIME OFF THAT IS OTHER THAN ACCEPTABLE MEDICAL OR PERSONAL REASONS AND ALLOW SOMEONE WHO REALLY WANTS YOUR JOB TO HAVE IT AND APPRECIATE IT.
3: TRY TO LIVE WITHIN YOUR MEANS. GIVE AWAY YOUR CAR, YOUR IPOD, YOUR IPAD AND YOUR IPHONE, YOUR SPECIALIZED SNEAKERS AND EXERCISE CLOTHES, AND YOUR MAC COMPUTER. THE CORPORATIONS PROVIDED A LOT OF THOSE PRODUCTS FOR YOU OR YOU HAVE OVERSPENT AND PROVIDED IT FOR YOURSELF.
4: GIVE UP YOUR CURRENT HEALTH CARE IF IT IS PROVIDED BY THE HATEFUL CORPORATIONS.
5: TAKE YOUR MONEY OUT OF THE BANK AND TRY WATCHING IT ALL BY YOURSELF. WHEN YOU ARE ROBBED, BLAME PRESIDENT BUSH FOR YOUR LOSSES.
6: PAY YOUR OWN WAY IF YOU ARE DIRTYING THE PARKS BECAUSE THE TAXPAYERS WHO ARE WORKING ARE ACTUALLY FOOTING THE BILL.
7: TRY LIVING ON THE PROMISE OF HOPE AND CHANGE AND SEE IF IT WILL PAY YOUR BILLS, PROVIDE YOU WITH HOUSING AND FEED YOU. IF NOT, GO BACK TO WORK.
8: DEMAND THAT ALL UNIONS CEASE AND DESIST FROM HELPING YOUR CAUSE SINCE THEY ARE EMPLOYED BY CORPORATIONS, SOME OF WHICH ARE SUPPORTED BY TAXPAYER MONEY.
9: DEMAND A PORTION OF THE PROFITS FROM UNIONS AND A PORTION OF THEIR DUES SINCE YOU, THE TAXPAYERS, ARE PAYING THEM.
10: DEMAND THE ACTORS AND ACTRESSES PAY YOU A PORTION OF THEIR PROFITS SINCE WITHOUT YOUR SUPPORT, THEY WOULDN’T EARN A LIVING FROM THE CORPORATIONS THAT HIRE THEM TO PRODUCE THE MOVIES.
11: DEMAND A PIECE OF THE DONATIONS MADE TO THE UNIVERSITIES SINCE YOUR TAXPAYER DOLLARS ARE SUPPORTING MANY OF THE PUBLIC OUTLETS OF EDUCATION.
12: DEMAND A PIECE OF AMAZON, APPLE AND BARNES AND NOBLE’S PROFITS, AND ANY OTHERS YOU SUPPORT, SINCE YOU BUY THEIR BOOKS AND OTHER PRODUCTS AND MAKE THEM RICH, SO YOU SHOULD BE ENTITLED TO SOME OF THEIR REWARDS.
13: DEMAND THAT THE ATHLETES PAY YOU A PERCENTAGE OF THEIR SALARY SINCE WITHOUT YOUR SUPPORT, THEY WOULDN’T EVEN BE HIRED OR PLAYING.
14: DEMAND A PIECE OF THE PRESIDENT’S BOOK PROFITS SINCE WITHOUT YOUR VOTE HE WOULDN’T BE IN THE WHITE HOUSE.
15: DEMAND THAT DOCTORS GIVE YOU SOME OF THEIR PROFITS SINCE YOU THE PATIENT, IS PAYING THEM AND ALLOWING THEM TO GET RICH. SAME FOR HOSPITALS: DEMAND THAT THEY PROVIDE YOU WITH A SALARY SINCE YOU BASICALLY WORK FOR THEM BY USING THEM.
16: IF YOU HAVE MORE THAN ONE OF ANYTHING…YOU MUST GIVE THEM TO THOSE WHO HAVE NONE. NO ONE SHALL HAVE MORE THAN ONE OF ANYTHING, ONE CAR, (BETTER YET NO CAR, DO YOUR SHARE TO STOP GLOBAL WARMING AND ALL THAT) ONE HOUSE, ONE COMPUTER, ONE PHONE, ONE CAMERA, ONE PAIR OF SNEAKERS, ONE TOOTHBRUSH, ONE COMB, ONE PIECE OF JEWELRY, ONE CHAIR, ONE DESK, ETC. YOU GET MY DRIFT.
17: DEMAND A DISCOUNT AT ALL RESTAURANTS, AFTER ALL, WITHOUT YOU, WHERE WOULD THEY BE?
18: MOST IMPORTANT, DEMAND THAT FOR EVERY RISK A NEW BUSINESSMAN TAKES, HE SHOULD PAY YOU A FEE SINCE HE NEEDS YOU TO USE HIS SERVICES IN ORDER TO SUCCEED. HOWEVER, ASSUME NO RESPONSIBILITY IF HE FAILS. THAT IS HIS PROBLEM ALONE.
THE KEY TO REDISTRIBUTION OF WEALTH IS THIS: SOMEONE ELSE TAKES THE RISK, YOU REAP THE REWARDS.

WHEN YOU GET ALL OF YOUR DEMANDS, AND EVERYONE IS EQUAL, AND THERE ARE NO MORE CORPORATIONS, NO MORE HOSPITALS, NO MORE RESEARCH FOR DRUGS, NO MORE MUSEUMS, NO MORE SCHOOLS, NO MORE SUPERMARKETS, NO MORE ANYTHING BECAUSE YOU HAVE DRIVEN THEM ALL OUT OF BUSINESS, THEN WHAT??? YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY RIGHT…WRONG, YOU WILL FIND SOMETHING ELSE TO COVET, SOMETHING ELSE YOU HAVEN’T EARNED THE RIGHT TO HAVE, BUT STILL WANT, AND SO YOU SHOULD HAVE IT, IT IS WRITTEN! WE WILL ALL LIVE ON NOTHING TOGETHER.
THEN WE CAN ALL RULE BY CONSENSUS, ALL 300 MILLION OF US CAN GATEHR TOGETHER AND MAKE DECISIONS USING YEA OR NAY, THUMBS UP OR DOWN. THAT IS PROGRESS , ISN’T IT? WE WILL HAVE ACCOMPLISHED THE GOAL OF EQUALITY WITH AN ABUNDANCE OF HOPE AND CHANGE…OH HAPPY DAYS ARE HERE AGAIN….THE SKIES ABOVE ARE CLEAR AGAIN.  WE WILL ALL BE HUNGRY, COLD AND POOR TOGETHER. ISN’T THAT WHAT COMMUNITY IS ALL ABOUT? WHAT FUN!

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